the inevitability of decline: Hangover Cures
- Take a shower; it will feel pretty good, and when you throw up in there, you have less cleaning to do
- Side two of Billy Joel’s The Nylon Curtain
- Upon waking up, text “ughhhhhh” to anyone you saw the night before
- Smoke every salvageable cigarette dangling from ashtray
- Percocet,…
(Source: The Onion)
One of my greatest fears about facebook stalking is accidently liking someone’s status from a year ago.
